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The name's Ren. I cosplay, write music, and draw things.

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Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Anonymous said —
❝ not funny tho.... ❞

I understand the reference but I am questioning the reason as to why it would be in my inbox

castielsunderpants:

straighttohelvetica:

Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.

NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH. 

(via thefurfrou)

catbountry:

galosengen:

bigfatbug:

fussybabybitch:

Depends has been pushing a regendered version of menstrual pads for dudes with incontinence issues and the entire advertisement campaign is based around desperately trying to masculinize diapers & it’s everything you’d expect from that concept and more

that fuckin ending trumpet noise echoes w desperation

i need man diapers for my massive man pisses when anything i use is not marketed as hypermasculine and anti-feminine

And still no advertising adult diapers to adult babies and babyfurs, smh

(via sparklycupcakexplosion)

tumblebuggie:

[Meditations on Murder] 

Darker thoughts perch in the branches of Will’s mind.

U。・ェ・。U❘❘❙❙❚❚❚  PRINT! ❚❚❙❙❘❘  

>more hannibal things 

(via bloochikin)

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(via okaymad)

YOO what’s up everyone ivyxaur here with a pretty great network

So don’t you love it when it’s like 4am in the country your selfie rebloggers live and you’re looking fab but nobody’s there to see it? And by love it, of course, I am employing the rhetoric tool of sarcasm. That shit stinks worse than dog farts. So I will share with y’all a pretty dope network! It’s been running for a while but I felt elevating membership would probably be a rad idea. Good luck everyone!

Here’s the network rules

  1. Track the network tag I give you
  2. Reblog ALL the selfies posted in it (from your entrance on)
  3. Bathe in the glorious notes our effort returns to us! Muahaha!

So yeah if you’re down with that please do the following!

  1. Reblog this post
  2. Follow me
  3. Fill out this survey for way better chances!

I wish you all the best of luck! 

Hey selfie network!

I’m gonna be amending the network soon! Basically, changing the tag to something shorter, adding “unofficial” members officially (finally), accepting new members, and ditching members who haven’t been pulling their weight. If you’re seeing this post, chances are you’re good, haha. I’ll let you know what’s up!

-Ren

Anonymous said —
❝ actual moirails ivyxaur and kaijubluebell? :3 ❞

yea

Anonymous said —
❝ Idol ❞

I’m not quite sure what this means? Am I your idol? Is this your favorite word? Did I ask people to send this to my ask?

Eh, whatevs. Any way you meant this is p rad!

Anonymous said —
❝ i like ur face it's a nice face i want to touch it ❞

Oh, thank you very much!

not sure if I can get close enough online for that to happen though, haha!

Ah well! Thanks anywhoo :B

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

(via chisha)

ivyxaur:

yo did I ever show you guys what I did a few easters ago?

deathtosquishies:

when you draw something better than your usual art

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on a piece of scrap paper that you can’t keep

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(via yumykuri)

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

(via yumykuri)